Whoop Ass Can Opener

£35.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads need regular?
best useBest for OCRs, PBRs

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads need regular?
best useBest for OCRs, PBRs

LIMITED EDITION: BEAST BARBELL

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons at the gym and happy hour.

Made For


beasting

Great For


biking

running

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARISED

Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

Frames tech

SEND IT!


The sunglasses are a can opener. You're a can. The whoop-ass is the soda. When you move around, you create tiny CO2 bubbles in the whoop-ass, like shaking a can creates tiny CO2 bubbles in the soda. Putting on these sunnies is like opening that can. PSSSHHH! BOOM! The whoop-ass spirit EXPLODES, so you can CRUSH IT!!! This metaphor is 100% perfect and will win many awards. You're welcome.

Whoop Ass Can Opener

£35.00