Athena is as athena does

£30.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

 

 

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

 

 

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Petrified of being petrified by Medusa? These shades will 100% help. They're inspired by Athena, goddess of warfare, wisdom, and handicraft. (Oooh, triple major.) She DESTROYED the arrogant Arachne in a weaving duel. (Weaving duels were the rap battles of The Old Days.) She sprang from the head of Zeus when he developed a nasty headache. (Ticking off toxic dudes from birth? Yasss, kween.) AND she rocks Medusa's head on her shield to turn enemies to stone. (Weird flex, but ok.) Hey, it's just how she rolls. Athena Is as Athena Does.

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARISED
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Frames tech
athena is as athena does circle round polarized sunglasses

INTRODUCING ATHENA IS AS ATHENA DOES


She kicks your ass at pub trivia night every week.

She always rocks full body armor with a helmet, shield and lance so guys are too chickensh*t to creep on her or tell her to SMILE more.

She spends her Saturday nights spinning badass tapestries and always beats that basic bitch Arachne in a weaving contest.

Duh. What did you expect?

Athena Is As Athena Does

Athena is as athena does

£30.00