Athena is as athena does
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Petrified of being petrified by Medusa? These shades will 100% help. They're inspired by Athena, goddess of warfare, wisdom, and handicraft. (Oooh, triple major.) She DESTROYED the arrogant Arachne in a weaving duel. (Weaving duels were the rap battles of The Old Days.) She sprang from the head of Zeus when he developed a nasty headache. (Ticking off toxic dudes from birth? Yasss, kween.) AND she rocks Medusa's head on her shield to turn enemies to stone. (Weird flex, but ok.) Hey, it's just how she rolls. Athena Is as Athena Does.
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARISED
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
INTRODUCING ATHENA IS AS ATHENA DOES
She kicks your ass at pub trivia night
every week.
She always rocks
full body armor
with a helmet, shield and lance
so guys are too chickensh*t
to creep on her
or tell her to SMILE more.
She spends her
Saturday nights
spinning badass tapestries
and always beats
that basic bitch Arachne
in a weaving contest.
Duh. What did you expect?
Athena Is As Athena Does
