Hades gonna hate
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.
1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!
2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses, it's so cute.
3. He's not petty or vain. So he probably won't like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate*.
*These sunglasses won't slip or bounce while crossing the river Styx.
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARISED
4 NO DISSERTATION
INTRODUCTING HADES GONNA HATE
Don't even ask him.
Seriously.
You'll ferry allllll the way
across the River Styx,
trek to his wretched
Underworld palace,
stand in front of his huge
onyx skull-ornamented throne
to ask for his opinion,
and it's a total
WASTE. OF. TIME.
YOU KNOW
what he's going to say...
Hades Gonna Hate
