Hera's awkward family reunion

£30.00

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lens typeGradient Dark Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

 

 

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Family reunions are weird. You gather with people you barely know. You have to do things you don't enjoy, like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad. You think Grandpa Garrett is sleeping, only to find out at the end of the night he died, which means you were playing dumb games like "water balloon toss" in front of a CORPSE. But here's one thing you can be thankful for: You're not at the goddess Hera's Awkward Family Reunion, where 90% of the guests are her brother/husband's bastard offspring. Oof. Good luck, girl.

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running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARISED
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
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HERA'S AWKWARD FAMILY REUNION WHITE MARBLE circle round polarized sunglasses

INTRODUCING HERA'S AWKWARD FAMILY REUNION


"My husband slept with 90% of the guests here.

Humans, nymphs, goddesses... If it had junk, he boned it."

"Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. NBD. Really. It's all good. What a fun event. This is fine. Everything is fine."

Hera's awkward family reunion

£30.00