Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced!
THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
KISSING THE STONE BRINGS YOU GOOD LUCK
Back in winter of 1992, a group of friends were planning an epic St. Patrick’s Day adventure that could top their previous excursions to Boston, Philly, New York, and Chicago.
“It’s going to be hard to top swimming nude in the green Chicago river…” Liam said.
“My year to choose,” Siobhan said. “We’re going to The Blarney Stone. Legend has it, kissing the stone brings you good luck.”
Marty chimes in, “And that’s the only way ol’ Seamus is getting any action that night, am I right?”
The friends all laugh while they shove Seamus around at the table. As a toast to their next trip, they all take their Jameson shots, (except for fucking Seamus who shoots Fireball, because he prefers whiskey to taste like red hots candy from the bottom of his grandmother’s purse.)