How Do You Like Them Pineapples
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
INTRODUCING HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM PINEAPPLES?
Gavin The Grouse told Carl The Flamingo he'd never start a sunglass company. "Why?" asked Carl. "Because I'm a selfish drunk who takes 50 weeks of vacation a year?" "Yeah," said Gavin. "Pretty much." One deal with the devil later, Carl started the greatest sunglass company of all time. And every day on vacay, he drunk-dials Gavin to scream, "HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM PINEAPPLES?!?!"