Bornite Birthday Suit

£35.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useHigh Performance, High Fashion

 

 

- +
   
lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useHigh Performance, High Fashion

 

 

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useHigh Performance, High Fashion

 

 

 

COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING

You know the saying “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? This proverb is a lie. Here’s an example of being able to have your cake and eat it too and literally wear it on your face. Go out in your birthday suit and prove them wrong.

 

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARISED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP

Included with purchase.

Frames tech
You know what goes well with birthday suits? Absolutely nothing at all. We just made these as a non-optional accessory.

INTRODUCING BORNITE BIRTHDAY SUIT.


What are some similarities between these glasses and birthday suits? They both tease and look edible when seen. (Don't eat the glasses, though. Even if they're on top of a delicious cake. Also don't bake cakes with bornite because people might lose teeth.)

Learn more

Bornite Birthday Suit

£35.00