Carl's Fluid and Ready for Cupid
BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
1 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.
INTRODUCING CARL'S FLUID AND READY FOR CUPID.
Y'all squawked that you wanted printed OG & BFG sunnies. And we listened. Because we're not just a sunglasses company. We're your lover. We give each other pleasure. You love touching our packages. Best of all, it's a polygamous relationship. Go ahead, have other partners. We don't care! In fact, we'll cheer you on! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while riding The Bone Train. ALL ABOOOOARD!!!!! CHOO-CHOO!!!