Chard to Love
LIMITED EDITION: FARMERS MARKET
Get our Farmers Market sunnies NOW, before they grow mold and give you terrible food poisoning. This limited edition collection is inspired by our fave fruits & veggies. Each pair includes sweet vintage fruit crate & gingham CUSTOM PACKAGING. Best by...NOW!!! Act fast, overalls and straw hat enthusiasts.
MEET THE MACH G
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARISED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An aviator shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you’re crushing beers or crushing the competition.
A COMPLICATED VEGGIE
Bitter, but sweet. (Just like you.)
Has too many nicknames. (Like Puffy Love Diddy.)
Thicc ribs & veins. (Like those body builders that awakened something in you.)SHOP MORE FARMER'S MARKET