Dr. 4-R-E Shots
TOUR DU JOUR: DR. 4-R-E SHOTS
Listen, if you are so far off course racing through Italy that you're not even on a road anymore (grazie dio you brought this extra bike fit for a trail), it's time to dose yourself with a little elixir we like to call a 4-R-E shot. Mix Fernet and Campari to achieve something akin to drinking the minty water your grandpa soaks his dentures in. Cin cin! .
Made For
biking
Great For
beasting
running
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
BUON GIORNO, CICLISTA!
While racing through
bella Italia,
would you like a
Dr. 4-R-E shot?
One part Fernet,
one part Campari.
(Get it? 4-R-E...)
It may not enhance your performance,
but at least it tastes absolutely horrible.
