Drop it Like a Squat
LIMITED EDITION: BEAST BARBELL
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons at the gym and happy hour.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
A POEM BY EDGAR ALLEN POE
“I groaned inside the box so hot
My muscles achy, sweaty, taut
I yelled, ‘No, stop! That’s all I got!’
Quoth the trainer, ’Drop it like a squat.