Granite, I Didn't Ground Today

£35.00

lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useHigh Performance, High Fashion

 

 

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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useHigh Performance, High Fashion

 

 

lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useHigh Performance, High Fashion

 

 

 

COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING

Did you know that taking off your shoes and letting your phalanges caress the rich soil of a distant land reconnects you to the negative electrical charge that flows through the earth and will help with jet lag? Well, you can do the same thing in an alley while you travel from home to the flooring store to pick out which countertops you want for the DIY project you and your partner decided to do on a whim but have no idea what you're doing. It's equally effective. If you're mindful.

 

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARISED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP

Included with purchase.

Frames tech

INTRODUCING GRANITE, I DIDN'T GROUND TODAY.


Who's ready to feel grounded? Let us begin. Sit down with a straight back. Close your eyes. Inhale. Exhale. Feel your body and the continental crust become one...you fell asleep, didn't you? Grounding meditation tends to do that, but don't stress that centered mind. Introducing Granite, I Didn't Ground Today. Slide on these beautiful black and white granite frames with dark magma lenses and no one will know how asleep, cough cough, grounded your body truly is.

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Granite, I Didn't Ground Today

£35.00