Artifacts, Not Artifeelings

£40.00

lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Unearthing Deep Emotions

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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Unearthing Deep Emotions

lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Unearthing Deep Emotions

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Extra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why'd it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PHGs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesn’t care. She wants Artifacts, Not Artifeelings. (SAME. Excavators are our motivators.)

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO DISSERTATION
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ARTIFACTS NOT ARTIFEELINGS POLARIZED SUNGLASSES TRTOISE SHELLS

artiFACTS!!!


A kid brought homemade "dinosaur bones" to Show and Tell and the teacher called him out. Totally ROASTED him!!!!!
Take that, Mallory.

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Artifacts, Not Artifeelings

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