FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: THE PHG
Black double bridge sunglasses with part-time professor, full-time spy vibes. Polarised active shades that stay put during all mid-lecture action rolls.
MEET THE PHG
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
Sometimes they were tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyyy taking their time.
Read our Professor 00G Origin Story NOW!!!
(Or the Octopus Cult might get YOU!!!)