Professor 00G
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: THE PHG
Black double bridge sunglasses with part-time professor, full-time spy vibes. Polarised active shades that stay put during all mid-lecture action rolls.
MEET THE PHG
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARISED
4 NO DISSERTATION
PROFESSOR 00G
Sometimes they were tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyyy taking their time.
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(Or the Octopus Cult might get YOU!!!)
