Professor 00G

£40.00

lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Parkour Chases Around Town

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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Parkour Chases Around Town

lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Parkour Chases Around Town

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL" DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO DISSERTATION
Frames tech
professor 00g black polarized phg sunglasses

artiFACTS!!!


Learn about the greatest movie* that was never made!!!
(*We had to say that so Carl the Flamingo wouldn'tsend the Octopus Cult after us.)

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Professor 00G

£40.00