The New Prospector
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This grey double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a write off then.
MEET THE PHG
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARISED
4 NO DISSERTATION
MINING ASPIRATIONS
Will our newly minted The New Prospector PHG sunnies help protect you from the lizard people?!
Rumour has it they ARE made with genuine orgone...
Read our The New Prospector Origin Story NOW to find out more!!!
