Polly Wants a Cocktail
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."
Made For
beasting
Great For
biking
running
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO DEMOGORGANS
INTRODUCING POLLY WANTS A COCKTAIL.
No, your parrot isn't just mindlessly repeating everything you say. Your bird seriously wants a cocktail. It's a lot of work, sitting on a perch all day. So make a drinky-drink. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while giving your pet a hard-earned vacation from sobriety. "RAWK!!! POLLY WANTS A HOOKER!" Okay, that's enough pampering. Boundaries.
