Screw The Metric System
LIMITED EDITION | 4TH OF JULY
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re cookin' it or bookin' it.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
INTRODUCING SCREW THE METRIC SYSTEM
The metric system is trash. 1. All those 1s and 0s are super confusing. 2. We're not going to change football fields. 3. When France introduced it at a scientific conference in 1798, they didn't invite the United States. And if you don't invite us to a party, f*** you. WE NEVER FORGET. So put on these patriotic sunnies, chug a beer and scream "IMPERIAL SYSTEM FOR LIFE!"