Sex on the Loch
LIMITED EDITION: ICONIC REMIX
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re rocking your favourite iconic goodrs or jamming on your favourite workout.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
REAL TALK: BEACHES SUCK
Sand gets everywhere and the sun is trying to kill you the entire time. Why would you ever name a drink about copulating in such a terrible place? You know what’s better? A Scottish loch. No sand. Minimal sun (hell yeah, Scotland). Beautiful vistas. It’s a no brainer.
Show your support for this revolutionary idea by throwing on these teal shades with black lenses and a graphic of the most famous loch resident out there. And next time someone asks you about a romantic walk on the beach, tell them you prefer your sex on the loch.