Squawk! Squawk! Mutha Flockas
LIMITED EDITION: SQUAWK! SQUAWK! MUTHA FLOCKAS
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether on a beach literally or just in your mind.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER LET AN OLD FLAME BURN YOU TWICE.
Psh. Carl the Flamingo hopes to set your loins on fire again with the re-release of these OG sunnies: Carl Is Single and Ready to Flamingle and Squawk, Squawk Mutha Flockas. Don't let them be the ones you let get away...again. And because Carl is a gracious, pansexual, polyamorous flamingo who literally loves EVERYONE, he wanted to be sure you melon-heads were also invited to his orgy,* err party, too. Introducing NEW BFG sunnies: Carl's Fluid and Ready for Cupid, and Squawking on Sunshine.