Sun’s Out, Buns Out
LIMITED EDITION: CARL’S ANTI-RESOLUTIONS
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re embracing the new year or embracing yourself for being awesome.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
STANICH’S IS STILL #1
What’s essential for the best no-pants January, you ask? Obviously . . . Lettuce. Tomato. Maybe a little onion. Meat, or faux meat, which is still delicious. Cheese, or faux cheese, which is definitely not as delicious. And, of course, buns.
But, to be honest, since your natural buns are out, you can just lose those, whether or not you give a hooey about gluten, and rock these burger adorned sunglasses. And obvy, the cutlery is just for the gram, cause we're fancy #influencers who care about aesthetic, and our burger-grease covered hands simply weren’t as appealing in the overhead shot.