Wipe Away Your Sins

£30.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Sprucing Up Your Crib

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Sprucing Up Your Crib

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Sprucing Up Your Crib

 

 

LIMITED EDITION: CHORES

Ever want to get a group together to clean people's windows so you create an online post called "Wanna Go Streaking???" thinking it will attract neat freaks but instead it attracts nude freaks and when you explain the miscommunication they look devastated like their drooping junk was a beautiful gift to share with the world and you wish you had something to give them to lift their bare-ass naked spirits? Introducing Streak Free Sunnies.

 

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
Frames tech
wipe away your sins white goodr sunglasses

IT'S THE TEN CLEAN COMMANDMENTS!


Clean your dishes so you don't get roaches. 
Recycle or you're trash, atrocious.
Scrub your nasty disgusting bathroom.
Clean your carpet, or you suck like a vacuum.
Sort clothes into 'Clean, Donate, Sell.'
Declutter your home, hoarders go to hell. 
Hit the kitchen, get rid of all splatter. 
Wash your sheets, they might have fecal matter. 
Put on a pair of Wipe Away Your Sins. 

Wipe Away Your Sins

£30.00