Scream If You Hate Gravity

£45.00

lens typeMIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR GOING UP, NEVER DOWN

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lens typeMIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR GOING UP, NEVER DOWN

BLAST FROM THE PAST

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD TAKE A WALK WITHOUT PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH YOUR OWN SACK?! US TOO!!! F*CK GRAVITY!!!! RELIVE YOUR PERKY PAST BY EMBRACING SOME EXXXXXTREEEEEME SPORTS AND EXXXTREME WRAP G SUNNIES. JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS BLAZING AND SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY!!!

Made For


biking

Great For


beasting

running

LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.

2 NO BOUNCE

OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.

3 ANTI-FOG

EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT.

4 ALL POLARISED

GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.

5 ALL EXTREME

YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO

Frames tech
scream if you hate gravity wrap g blue red clear sunglasses blue lenses

INTRODUCING SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY


A MEDIOCRE COMEDIAN DID STAND-UP WHILE SKI JUMPING OFF A CLIFF!!!!

READ OUR SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY ORIGIN STORY

READ THE ORIGIN STORY (To the US Site)

Scream If You Hate Gravity

£45.00

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