One Nation Under Golf
LIMITED EDITION GOLF SUNNIES
"One nation, under golf, indivisible, with Arnie Palmies & pimento cheese sammies for all..." Grab these argyle print futuristic frames for your next trip around the golf course.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARISED
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
ONE NATION UNDER GOLF
We pledge allegiance to the flags flapping over 18 holes...
(Look closely, they say "it's not a bogey, it's a flamingo.")
...and the republic of tournament lawyers for which they stand...
(They won't allow us to say the name that rhymes with "Spider Cup," or they'll sh*t their pants.)
...one nation under golf, indivisible, (except on dress codes & handicaps) with liber-tee (get it?!?!) and surreptitious cheating (kicks ball with foot) for all.
