Dawn of a New Sage
THE OGs: THE CLASSIC FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL
Dawn of a New Sage: Not the username of some new-age weirdo you met on Bumble, but rather these sick sage green OGs from goodr.
MEET THE OG
1 NO SLIP
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating
2 NO BOUNCE
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing polarised purple gradient lens with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
3 ALL ORIGINALS
A classic frame with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late '00s.)'
WHO IS DAWN OF A NEW SAGE?
"Ohhhh, is that the flakey soundbath teacher who hocks her sage candida cleanse tea at Erewhon for $15 per teabag?"
"Uh, no. It's when you accidentally burn your house down using counterfeit "sage" you bought for half price in the alley behind Whole Foods and have to start all over again. It's like, the ultimate reset."
That was almost right. Dawn of a New Sage refers to these totally fire sage green OG goodrs.