



EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING
PSSST...C'MERE.
CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES.
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MEET THE WRAP G
1 NO SLIP
CONSTRUCTED WITH A SPECIAL GRIP-COATED FRAME AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE FROM LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT WHEN VOLCANO SURFING.
2 NO BOUNCE
FITTED LIGHTWEIGHT FRAME WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHILE ALLIGATOR WRESTING AND/OR CYCLING.
3 ANTI-FOG
EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT.
4 ALL POLARISED
GLARE-REDUCING, POLARISED WRAPAROUND LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.
5 ALL EXTREME
THE ONLY SUNGLASSES DARING ENOUGH TO GRACE THE FACE OF THE MOST EXTREME OF EXTREME.


DO I PLAY SPORTS???
BASKETBALL? BORING!!!
SOCCER? STUPID!!!
HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!!
TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!!
CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!!
WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!!
THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!!
WOOOOOO!!!!
EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING