It’s all in the Hips
FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.
MEET THE BFG
1 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
Polarised lenses enhance the colours on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)
2 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.*
*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.
3 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.
4 ALL COVERAGE
Wider polarised lenses provide more coverage, which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off.
5 NO GOPHERS
No one wearing these has ever mistaken the word gopher for golfer, causing them to be locked up with the key thrown away.
“It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.”
– Chubbs Peterson, Golf Legend & Alligator Enthusiast.
RIP Chubbs. Your hands on (hand on?) approach to golf instruction was revolutionary (if not, potentially sexual harassment). We’ve tried to be just as revolutionary with our special rose tinted Flamingo Eye Lenses set in these black BFG sunglasses (and whole lot less handsy).