Carl Is My Co-Pilot
IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
When you're flamingos on a booze cruise, but you feel the need, the need for speed!!! It's time to call Carl the Flamingo. He's bringing your style to the speed of MACH G with these Carl is My Co-pilot goodrs.
MEET THE MACH G
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARISED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
When you need fun faster than the speed of sound, look to Carl the Flamingo.
Carl is My Co-pilot
(Airplane barf bag not included.)