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![A man and woman wearing gray sunglasses with gray lenses and silver paint on their mouths look off in the distance fiercely.](http://goodr.co.uk/cdn/shop/files/2_VALHALLA_WITNESS_Lifestyle_aa5ab8de-3821-43cc-9fd5-26c555459954.jpg?crop=center&pad_color=ffffff&v=1706177848&width=1600)
![Front view of square-shaped sunglasses with translucent dark gray frames and gray polarised lenses.](http://goodr.co.uk/cdn/shop/files/3_VALHALLA_WITNESS_Front_Transparent_88a75a21-6f91-459c-b623-5b58da49cb73.png?crop=center&format=jpg&pad_color=ffffff&v=1706177850&width=1600)
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![A fierce woman wearing gray sunglasses with gray lenses and silver paint over her mouth drives a rusty post-apocalyptic car.](http://goodr.co.uk/cdn/shop/files/5_VALHALLA_WITNESS_Featured_d735963a-590e-4848-a6e7-056508c1fdba.jpg?crop=center&pad_color=ffffff&v=1706177850&width=1600)
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![A man and woman wearing gray sunglasses with gray lenses and silver paint on their mouths look off in the distance fiercely.](http://goodr.co.uk/cdn/shop/files/2_VALHALLA_WITNESS_Lifestyle_aa5ab8de-3821-43cc-9fd5-26c555459954.jpg?crop=center&pad_color=ffffff&v=1706177848&width=1600)
![Front view of square-shaped sunglasses with translucent dark gray frames and gray polarised lenses.](http://goodr.co.uk/cdn/shop/files/3_VALHALLA_WITNESS_Front_Transparent_88a75a21-6f91-459c-b623-5b58da49cb73.png?crop=center&format=jpg&pad_color=ffffff&v=1706177850&width=1600)
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Going To Valhalla... Witness!
£30
£30
Pro tip: forget sucking oxygen at some aid station, that's for losers and weaklings. Instead, try silver spray paint while rocking these gray and chrome shades. You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen, but you’ll be flying to Valhalla, guaranteed.
Artwork pictured in photo is named ‘Into the Ground’ and the artists are Audrey Snyder and Joe Riley.