Extreme Dumpster Diving

£45.00

lens typeNON-REFLECTIVE
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR "RECYCLING"

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lens typeNON-REFLECTIVE
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR "RECYCLING"

PSSST...C'MERE.

CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES.

Made For


biking

Great For


beasting

running

LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.

2 NO BOUNCE

OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.

3 ANTI-FOG

EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT.

4 ALL POLARISED

GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.

5 ALL EXTREME

YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO

Frames tech
extreme dumpster diving grey full coverage sunglasses with rose lenses

DO I PLAY SPORTS???


BASKETBALL? BORING!!!

SOCCER? STUPID!!!

HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!!

TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!!

CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!!

WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!

EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING

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Extreme Dumpster Diving

£45.00

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