Best Dystopia Ever
OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
In the spirit of futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovative blue sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallised forever in the glittering dystopian paradise of your wildest fantasies. (Huh, sounds pretty legit. You should probably buy these to see if it's true.)
MEET THE VRG
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARISED
4 ALL FUTURE
IN THE BEST DYSTOPIA EVER
You will be immortalised in the glittering palace of unicorn-lensed utopia fever dream where all of your wildest fantasies come true.
Best Dystopia Ever
(Before you end up in the AI's human zoo, that is.)
