Best Dystopia Ever
OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
In the spirit of futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovative blue sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallised forever in the glittering dystopian paradise of your wildest fantasies. (Huh, sounds pretty legit. You should probably buy these to see if it's true.)
MEET THE VRG
1 NO SLIP
Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing during time travel.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarised purple lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.
4 ALL FUTURE
A futuristic one-lens frame that'll convince people you travelled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.
IN THE BEST DYSTOPIA EVER
You will be immortalised in the glittering palace of unicorn-lensed utopia fever dream where all of your wildest fantasies come true.