Citron+Alt+Delete

£40.00


lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

 

 

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lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

 

 


lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses

head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads need regular?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

 

 

BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

 

Made For


gaming

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.

1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
2 NO SLIP
3 NO BOUNCE
4 FULL ARMOR
5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
Frames tech
Blue BFGs with Blue Blockers Lifestyle

YOU THERE! YES, YOU!


Do you want to hit remake, reboot, refresh and revive? Do you want brutal belligerent bellicose butt-ugly bad bad bad blue light to back off from bombarding your beautiful brain? Then you'll love Citron-Alt-Delete! It counters, cancels, conquers, and kung-fu kicks all that kooky cruel corrupt cantankerous blue light! Best of all, the snake oil comes free!

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Citron+Alt+Delete

£40.00