I Do My Own Stunts
YOU'RE STUNTING
YOU FALL OUT OF BED. YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS. YOU PICK UP A TRAY FULL OF DRINKS AND WALK INTO THE PATIO DOOR. YOU STEP ON A RAKE. YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE INTO A MAILBOX. YOU LEAN BACK IN YOUR CHAIR, FALL, AND BONK YOUR HEAD ON A FISH TANK. THE GLASS BREAKS. AQUARIUM WATER AND FLOPPING FISH RAIN DOWN ON YOU. EMBARRASSING MOMENTS? NAH. JUST PUT ON YOUR WRAP Gs AND ACT LIKE IT'S INTENTIONAL AS YOU SAUCILY QUIP, "I DO MY OWN STUNTS."
LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
CONSTRUCTED WITH A SPECIAL GRIP-COATED FRAME AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE FROM LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT WHEN VOLCANO SURFING.
2 NO BOUNCE
FITTED, LIGHTWEIGHT BLACK FRAME WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHILE ALLIGATOR WRESTLING AND/OR CYCLING.
3 ANTI-FOG
EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT.
4 ALL POLARISED
GLARE-REDUCING, POLARISED WRAPAROUND PINK LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.
5 ALL EXTREME
THE ONLY SUNGLASSES DARING ENOUGH TO GRACE THE FACE OF THE MOST EXTREME OF THE EXTREME.
INTRODUCING I DO MY OWN STUNTS
AN OPEN LETTER TO HOLLYWOOD FROM ASPIRING ACTION STAR BRUNK LUMPSTACK.
READ OUR I DO MY OWN STUNTS ORIGIN STORY.
