Look Ma, No Hands!
EXTREME SCUFFLE
BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-F***ING BLANK!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!
MEET THE WRAP G
1 NO SLIP
CONSTRUCTED WITH A SPECIAL GRIP-COATED FRAME AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE FROM LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT WHEN VOLCANO SURFING.
2 NO BOUNCE
FITTED, LIGHTWEIGHT PURPLE FRAME WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHILE ALLIGATOR WRESTLING AND/OR CYCLING.
3 ANTI-FOG
EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT.
4 ALL POLARISED
GLARE-REDUCING, POLARISED GREEN LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.
5 ALL EXTREME
THE ONLY SUNGLASSES DARING ENOUGH TO GRACE THE FACE OF THE MOST EXTREME OF THE EXTREME.
INTRODUCING LOOK MA, NO HANDS
AN EXTREME POEM TO AN EXTREME MOTHER.
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