Scream If You Hate Gravity
BLAST FROM THE PAST
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD TAKE A WALK WITHOUT PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH YOUR OWN SACK?! US TOO!!! F*CK GRAVITY!!!! RELIVE YOUR PERKY PAST BY EMBRACING SOME EXXXXXTREEEEEME SPORTS AND EXXXTREME WRAP G SUNNIES. JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS BLAZING AND SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY!!!
MEET THE WRAP G
1 NO SLIP
CONSTRUCTED WITH A SPECIAL GRIP-COATED FRAME AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE FROM LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT WHEN VOLCANO SURFING.
2 NO BOUNCE
FITTED, LIGHTWEIGHT FRAME WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHILE ALLIGATOR WRESTLING AND/OR CYCLING.
3 ANTI-FOG
EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT.
4 ALL POLARISED
GLARE-REDUCING, POLARISED BLUE LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.
5 ALL EXTREME
THE ONLY SUNGLASSES DARING ENOUGH TO GRACE THE FACE OF THE MOST EXTREME OF THE EXTREME.
INTRODUCING SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY
A MEDIOCRE COMEDIAN DID STAND-UP WHILE SKI JUMPING OFF A CLIFF!!!!
READ OUR SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY ORIGIN STORY
