Stop, Drop, And Scroll
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
2 NO SLIP
3 NO BOUNCE
4 FULL ARMOR
5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
INTRODUCING NEW STOP, DROP, AND SCROLL GOODRS.
Inspired by those times when you sit at your desk with your ears perked, just waiting for those brief delicious moments when you hear your boss babbling on the phone in their office. QUICK!!! Time to stop, drop and scroll!!! Stop and drop that lame busy work like a hot potato and start feverishly scrolling through social media so you don't die of boredom!!! CRAP!!! Gotta run, our boss is coming...*
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