It's Octopuses, Not Octopi

£40.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular or Wider Heads
best useBest Suited for Reaching New Heights

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular or Wider Heads
best useBest Suited for Reaching New Heights

LISTEN UP!!!!

If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you're curious because you don't have tentacles, but still. Not cool. Three, it's octopuses, not octopi. If you say "octopi," it's not offensive, per se. But they'll look at you like a clown. These purple sunnies won't slip or bounce while you dance with octopuses and have the best flocking night of your life.

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 ALL SPEED
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Frames tech
PURPLE SUNGLASSES LIGHT GREEN LENSES

AN OP-ED PIECE


8 REASONS
WE’RE F***ING AWESOME
by Ophelia the Octopus


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It's Octopuses, Not Octopi

£40.00