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Last Wednesday, goodr CEO Carl The Flamingo released “Gingham Style,” a music video parody of South Korean singer PSY’s 2012 mega-hit “Gangnam Style.” While “Gangnam Style” refers to the trendy lifestyle of the Gangnam District of Seoul, Gingham Style” refers...
While renovating Leonardo Da Vinci’s 15th century palace Château du Clos Lucé, officials discovered a secret “man cave” in the basement. Amidst the lyres, wine bottles and “Flamin’ Hot” apple fritters, they found a journal. The pages contain sketches of...
We’re here to talk about Mary, Queen of Scots. She has been credited as the first female golfer. She lived a dramatically traumatic life, with her father, King James V of Scotland, dying prematurely 6 days after her birth....
Like many people, you’ve probably considered ways to earn extra income working from home. You may not know this, but Carl the Flamingo’s main source of income is actually from being a successful CAM-mingo. This whole sunglasses thing is just...
We’ll give you a taste of the pistol madness with the first workout of the 2020 Flamingo Games Open. Note: In order for your qualifying time to be considered, all workouts must be recorded with a selfie stick. 135 MINUTE...
If you’ve come looking for a timeless classic cocktail, featuring a pristine balance of sweet and fragment mint, mixed carefully over gently crushed ice and featuring a delicious, aged bourbon from the genteel Southern part of the U.S., then GTFO...
LILY’S PITCH “I’ve got an idea for an origin story where a gal buys a computer, and the keyboard has a ‘citron’ key instead of a ‘control’ key. She figures it’s a typo, but decides to test it, so she...
Do you struggle to wear basic black? We’ve been there. Feeling awkward in your neon speedo at Muscle Beach because you didn't have the cajones to go with understated black? We get it, black is minimising. Still squinting from the...
He is very secretive about his workouts, but there is one thing we know for sure… he never skips leg day. In fact, we’re pretty sure every day is leg day for this guy. Scientists first discovered this...
Pop on these teal with mirrored purple lens sunglasses and go be the social creature that you are. Dance, run, eat whatever fungus comes your way, and try not to go extinct.
Do not panic. According to our IT Guy, the solution is to turn the sunglasses off, then turn them back on again. This is also the solution for every computer problem. That’s all our IT Guy does, really -- say...
Hey, you there! Yes, you! I can tell by your savvy intelligence AND your striking beauty that you know the value of a good deal! When a good deal saunters by, you don’t stick your head in the sand like...
