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No doubt you have read our other Origin Story, Short With Benefits. If you haven’t, first of all, HOW DARE YOU?! We guess we’ll wait here and tap our feet impatiently while you go read it. Hurry up now, we...
1. We advise you to start by washing your hair. Let us introduce you to a product called conditioner. Say it with us, “C-O-N-D-I-T-I-O-N-E-R.” Yes, those 6-in-one, conditioner, shampoo, body wash, toothpaste, face wash, and who knows what else, combos...
Dear Elon Musk, We know you’re busy recording terrible EDM songs and getting high with Joe Rogan, but we were wondering if you could take a teensy bit of time out of your schedule to work on a special...
“‘I like your BLACK sunglasses?!?! Really? BLACK sunglasses? You think I’d be caught dead in BLACK sunglasses? If I died and somebody put black shades on my face, I’d come back to life and shove ‘em up their candy...
Dear goodr, HOW DARE YOU?! I purchased your “Fade-er-ade'' energy drink, only to find out it wasn’t an energy drink at all. It was an energy BAR, in the shape of sunglasses! Talk about false advertising. But hey, I’m open-minded,...
Veronica was a fashion editor that always knew what was hot without even trying. And, in fact, made things hot by choosing them for her publication. She was once played by Meryl Streep in the little known film The Devil Wears...
The results are in! Cats don’t just love sun-bathing and getting their butts scratched! They also love Vegan Friendly Couture sunglasses! But don’t take it from us. Take it from these cats -- big and small - who yowled rave...
SATAN SLAYS IN SKULL GOWN AND INTESTINE-BRAIN PURSE AT HELL FASHION WEEK On Saturday, the Dark Lord Satan absolutely slayed during the Infinite Torture runway show at Hell Fashion Week. The Devil wore a skull gown designed by Beelzebub the...
