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Haute Day in Hell Origin Story

The crowd of merciless demons, unspeakable beasts and shitty people getting tortured erupted in applause when they saw The Devil’s to-die-for new lewk. In response to the praise, Satan said, “Wow! That is soooo nice! I’d like to thank the dead people I’m wearing, my designers Beelzebub, Asmodeus and goodr, and of course, God. Because without him I wouldn’t be here.”

In other Hell news, the Seven Princes voted a “blackout” to be the next 2020 catastrophe in a narrow 4-3 vote.

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