



I Pickled These Myself
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLES
These round teal sunglasses were freshly pickled just for you. Your body is a temple, don't settle for big-box canned sunnies. No slip. No bounce.
MEET THE CIRCLE G
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARISED
4 ALL HIPSTER


THE DREAM OF THE CIRCLES IS ALIVE
Which came first: the Portlandia episode, or the picklers? This age-old question has plagued humankind for centuries. So...hmm...actually, guess that means it was probably the picklers that came first since tv didn’t exist yet. Phew, what a relief. Glad we solved that for one for you today. (Oh, and eggs, eggs came first if you still haven’t figured out that other one.)