I Pickled These Myself
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLES
These round teal sunglasses were freshly pickled just for you. Your body is a temple, don't settle for big-box canned sunnies. No slip. No bounce.
MEET THE CIRCLE G
1 NO SLIP
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you sprint for that 3pm nitro cold brew.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarised purple lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER
Hip circle frame style that screams "ask me about my vinyl collection" (record player not required.)
THE DREAM OF THE CIRCLES IS ALIVE
Which came first: the Portlandia episode, or the picklers? This age-old question has plagued humankind for centuries. So...hmm...actually, guess that means it was probably the picklers that came first since tv didn’t exist yet. Phew, what a relief. Glad we solved that for one for you today. (Oh, and eggs, eggs came first if you still haven’t figured out that other one.)