Thanks, They're Vintage
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
What's the difference between vintage, antique & retro?
Vintage: "characterised by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic," with true vintage at 50 years old.
Antique: "an object having special value because of its age," at least 100 years old.
Retro: "Involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective," imitating a style at least 10-15 years old.
That means these sunglasses are retro but we named them Thanks, They're Vintage so you have to lie to everyone and say they're 50 years old. Good luck.
MEET THE CIRCLE G
1 NO SLIP
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
OSnug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you sprint for that 3pm nitro cold brew
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarised green lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER
Hip circle frame style that screams "ask me about my vinyl collection" (record player not required.)
STOP THE PRESS!!!
We got 3 batsh*t crazy emails about
"Thanks, They're Vintage" sunglasses.
Read our "Thanks, They're Vintage" Origin Story.