Nine Dollar Pour Over
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLES
These classic tortoiseshell round hipster sunglasses could be yours for the low price of 3.5 overpriced coffees. Great for athletes who get down with ironic indie sleaze, these versatile and effortlessly hip shades are all style and no drama. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarised. All Fun.
MEET THE CIRCLE G
1 NO SLIP
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you sprint for that 3pm nitro cold brew.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarised brown lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER
Hip circle frame style that screams "ask me about my vinyl collection" (record player not required.)
WE SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.
You're terrified of the Chemex your hipster roommate, Iris, bought for your apartment. Don't be scared. She'll use it for a week then ditch it because it's a huge pain in the ass and you'll both go right back to the $9 single origin sustainable free trade roasted in-house pour over you get at the place where they wear the coordinated collared shirts and aprons to serve your coffee.