Nine Dollar Pour Over
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLES
These classic tortoiseshell round hipster sunglasses could be yours for the low price of 3.5 overpriced coffees. Great for athletes who get down with ironic indie sleaze, these versatile and effortlessly hip shades are all style and no drama. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarised. All Fun.
MEET THE CIRCLE G
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARISED
4 ALL HIPSTER
WE SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.
You're terrified of the Chemex your hipster roommate, Iris, bought for your apartment. Don't be scared. She'll use it for a week then ditch it because it's a huge pain in the ass and you'll both go right back to the $9 single origin sustainable free trade roasted in-house pour over you get at the place where they wear the coordinated collared shirts and aprons to serve your coffee.
