FROM ZERO TO BLITZED
OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
We stuck our fan favourite Whiskey Shots with Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence.
MEET THE VRG
1 NO SLIP
Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarised amber lenses with UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.
4 ALL FUTURE
A futuristic one-lens frame that'll convince people you travelled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.
2069 CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR SUNNIES BACK.
We stuck our fan favourite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future.
What returned back blew our minds!!!
From Zero to Blitzed
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