See You At The Party, Richter!
OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
Rave into the future with polarised party sunglasses. Can hot pink shades protect against the inevitable flamingo cyborg invasions? One way to find out.
MEET THE VRG
1 NO SLIP
Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarised purple lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.
4 ALL FUTURE
A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.
INTRODUCING SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER.
Congrats! You won a vacation! And by "vacation," we mean our clumsy goons will dig into your brain and implant false memories of — ohhhh no we're getting shut down for violating ethics laws. Whoops-a-daisy. Well, forget the vacation. Buy these shades! (And if you think you already bought them, you're wrong, that's a false memory.)READ THE ORIGIN STORY