The Future is Void
OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
Fear the future? Face it head-on with these futuristic sunglasses. These polarised single-lens black shades have a sleek timeless style that future-you won't shut TF about. As an added bonus, the frames won't slip or bounce when you sweat, and the lenses offer UV400 protection.
MEET THE VRG
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARISED
4 ALL FUTURISTIC
THE FUTURE IS VOID.
What does this mean? A dystopian world full of urination stations? You know, because if you're running a race and you can pee whenever, wherever (shoutout to Shakira), you won't be able to resist the temptation to empty your bladder and it'll mess up your time? Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing. You'd feel sweet relief. We say, put on these shades of the future, black the F out, pee the F out, and feel comfort knowing it doesn't matter what time you cross the finish line.
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