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BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
1 NO SLIP
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Snug, lightweight tortoiseshell frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you sprint for that 3pm nitro cold brew.
3 BLUE LIGHT BLOCKING
These lenses protect against the alleged dangers of blue light, making you look smart, (even if you're just spaced out as your desk).
4 ALL HIPSTER
Hip circle frame style that screams "ask me about my vinyl collection" (record player not required.)
OH, YOU WANT TO KEEP PLAYING?
Round tortoiseshell frames with clear lenses and blue-light block...INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE...(Oh, that's awkward...yeah, so just go ahead and insert the coins into your computer or your phone...any slot. You may need to shove pretty hard...oh, you don't have any quarters on you? Guess you won't be able to finish reading this paragraph.)